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Iconic pickup lines from movies

THE BEST, THE WORST, AND THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE PICKUP LINES

You’re going to have to forgive us if we’ve put any of your favourites in the wrong category (everyone has their own opinion, right?), but here goes!


The best


Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)

“I don't bite, you know… unless it’s called for.”


George Clooney, Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

“Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.”


Bruce Campbell, Army Of Darkness (1992)

“Gimme some sugar, baby.”


Ralph Fiennes, The English Patient (1996)

“Swoon – I’ll catch you.”


Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets (1997)

“You make me want to be a better man.”


Billy Crystal, When Harry Met Sally (1989)

“When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”


Owen Wilson, Wedding Crashers (2005)

“You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts.”


Kathleen Turner, Body Heat (1981)

“You’re not too smart – I like that in a man.”


Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)

“We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.”


Sean Connery, You Only Live Twice (1967)

“Now what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”


Gary Oldman, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”


Matthew Perry, Fools Rush In (1997)

“You are everything I never knew I always wanted.”



The worst


Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind (1939)

“You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often. And by someone who knows how.”


John Travolta, Face/Off (1997)

“I hate to see you go; I love to watch you leave.”


Will Smith, Hitch (2005)

“Now on the one hand, it’s very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But on the other hand, should that be your problem?”


John Gilbert, Flesh And The Devil (1926)

“You know… when you blow out the match… that’s an invitation to kiss you…?” (Well, this one was a silent movie, so at least he didn’t have to actually deliver this line!)


Woody Allen, Annie Hall (1977)

“You know what you are? You’re polymorphously perverse.”


John Cusack, The Sure Thing (1985)

“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”


Brad Pitt, Thelma And Louise (1991)

“I may be an outlaw, darling. But you’re the one stealing my heart.”


Ryan Gosling, The Notebook (2004)

“I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.”


Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting (1997)

“You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss?” “I was hoping to get goodnight laid.”


Meg Ryan, Top Gun (1986)

“Take me to bed or lose me forever.”


Bradley Cooper, The Hangover (2009)

“Ma’am in the leopard dress – you have an amazing rack.”


Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)

“You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.”


Tom Cruise, Vanilla Sky (2001)

“See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.”


Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)

“You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen-foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.”


Olivier Martinez, Unfaithful (2002)

“Your eyes are amazing, you know that? You should never shut them, even at night.”


Nicolas Cage, Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

“I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute, and I’m really good in bed, too, believe me.”


Vanilla Ice, Cool As Ice (1991)

“Drop that ‘zero’ and get with the hero.”


Will Smith, Hitch (2005)

“I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”


Groucho Marx, Duck Soup (1933)

“Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”


Andy Garcia, Internal Affairs (1990)

“That’s a nice dress – where’s the rest of it?”


Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It With You (1938)

“I hear voices, too. Voices that say, ‘If you don’t kiss her soon, you’re a chump.’”


Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)

“Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?”


Bill Murray, Lost In Translation (2003)

“Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organise a prison break. I’m looking for, like, an accomplice. We’d have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in, or are you out?”


Steve Carell, Anchorman (2004)

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”


Billy Waldeman, Kids (1995)

“Gertie, I want to buy you food, I want to buy you corn dogs, I want to buy you anything.”


Mike Myers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

“Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.”


Steve Carell, The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

“Your hat has sequins.”


Curtis Armstrong, Revenge of the Nerds II (1987)

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don’t intend to sleep with another woman until I’m back here in your arms, with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”


Will Ferrell, Anchorman (2004)

“I don’t know how to put this, but… I’m kind of a big deal.”


Sam Rockwell, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (2005)

“Wanna see my spaceship?”


Ben Stiller, Dodgeball (2004)

“There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ’em.”


Groucho Marx, A Day At The Races (1937)

“Marry me, and I’ll never look at any other horse.”


Tom Cruise, Jerry Maguire (1996)

“I love you. You complete me.”


Will Ferrell, Night At The Roxbury (1998)

“You know what I heard when I first met you? ‘Beeeeoooo! Beeeeoooo! Beeeeoooo! Beeeeoooo!’ That’s an ambulance, come to take me away, ’cause the sight of you stopped my heart. Beeeeoooooooooooo.”


Seth Rogan, Knocked Up (2007)

“You’re prettier than I am.”


Last but (maybe) not least


Colin Firth, Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

“I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”


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/ 29 March 2021