Top Pick-Up Lines

Whether you are a dancing queen (17), flirty wife (35) or naughty 40 (40), some pick-up lines can make you laugh or run for it! With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, are you brave enough to use some of these when the big moment arrives? It does not matter whether you are single or have someone special. Pick-up lines can help you break the ice. Let’s have a look at some of the best and the worst lines that you may be faced with!

The Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Is there an airport close by, or was that just my heart taking off?
  • Will you be my dancing queen (bingo no.17)? Cause I want to dance all over you.
  • Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a Cutiepie like you!
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

The Bad Pick-Up Lines

  • Have you been covered in bees lately? You look sweeter than honey.
  • Remember me? Oh, I've only met you in my dreams.
  • Do you work at Decathlon? Because you're sporting the goods!
  • You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.
  • Are you a vegetable? Cause you look like a cute-cumber!
  • Something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  • My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
  • Youdon’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • Are you a decorator? Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

The Funniest Pick-Up Lines

  • Can I change something about you? And that’s your last name.
  • What do you do for living aside from being sexy?
  • Can I follow you home? My parents always say to follow your dreams.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it seems like he already did.
  • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Elle?

The Silliest Pick-Up Lines

  • Take me to the doctor. I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • I must be in a museum! You are truly a work of art.
  • I was feeling a little off, but you turned me on.
  • Is your name Google by any chance? That’s because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

Which ones are you picking up?

29-07-2024